How to Suppress Discussions of Racism

The brilliant LJer coffeeandink authord a brilliant article called “How to Suppress Discussions of Racism” in the tradition of How to Suppress Women’s Writing (which you should also read).

Tired of discussions of racism in literature, television, and film? Worn out from the unexpected criticism of your leisure pursuits? Exhausted by the effort of having to respond to each new argument carefully and conscientiously?

We can help!

We’ll teach you how to suppress discussion of racism in six easy steps. Soon suppressing dissent will be so easy you can do it in your sleep!

Especially designed for your online needs!

Maybe you’ve tried a guide before and found it spoke only about face-to-face arguments. Or maybe you’re new to the online world and baffled by this chaotic new medium. This guide is just for you! Whether you’re a baby troll or an experienced flame warrior, we can teach the best way to make your online environment a safe, friendly, colorblind place. Soon the World Wide Web will be your home away from home — and like your home, it will be full of only the people you want to see.

It’s easy!

Just follow the steps below in order.

It’s long, but it’s funny and has helpful illusrations. It’ll also piss you right off because it’s all too, too true. Read it, bookmark it, bring it up every time you encounter fucknuts on the internet.

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